poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

posted 12 hours ago with 61,702 notes

yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

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oh boy

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OH BOY

posted 12 hours ago with 73,546 notes

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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posted 12 hours ago with 97,105 notes

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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raw-shock:

HUNTER’S RAD ALMOST 3K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

  • 4 kids or troll shirts from topatoco
  • 2 pairs of troll horns from korundur
  • 2 pairs of glasses from akujin
  • 2 pokemon plushes under $30 (each) from amazon
  • either a red or blue limited edition pokemon 3ds
  • a copy of pokemon x or y
  • and last but not least 6 lbs of candy!

-The Rules-

  • Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)
  • Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count
  • Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)
  • Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends April 30th

Good luck!

posted 12 hours ago with 50,340 notes
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theweezey:

things im good at

  • petting dogs
  • rolling my eyes
  •  ¿ that’s all.
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break-the-rules-jinx:

Cosplaying with friends is the best hobby ever

posted 12 hours ago with 23,919 notes

dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

posted 12 hours ago with 235,520 notes

neuralhandshake:

I AM THE ANGRIEST BOY

equius | tavros aradia vriska | sollux | kanaya |feferi | eridan

nepeta | gamzee | karkat | terezi | photos

(horns by shooshstab borrowed from dersedreamer along with the wig and sweater.)

posted 12 hours ago with 391 notes

shinjimikami:

Shinjimikami’s 3DS Giveaway:

What’s the occasion? Who cares. I barely even touch my 3DS. Stop asking me where and how I get my stuff. The 3D on this is broke but I doubt anyone cares for the 3D function anyway. Everything else works fine. Included w/ a charger. (NO GAMES!!)

The rules are simple:

  • You must be following me. I will be checking to see if you follow me. If you do not follow me and you reblog this, you have no chance of winning.
  • I will be using a generator to randomize the winner.
  • Liking this post does not count.
  • No duplicate blogs are allowed to reblog this.
  • You can ONLY reblog this once. Please don’t spam.
  • The giveaway will end the on the first day of E3 (June 10th)
  • YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS and yes I do ship out of states as well… You better be thankful.
posted 12 hours ago with 2,742 notes

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

posted 12 hours ago with 314,256 notes

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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